1 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:09,043 Ah! Look, I found Some more pictures In the closet. 2 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:11,879 Carl must have Been looking at them. 3 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:15,015 He left a twinkie In the box. 4 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:20,388 Oh, look, here's A picture of laura At the hospital... 5 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:23,357 Just after She was born. 6 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:25,693 What's that On the floor? 7 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,328 That's carl. He passed out. 8 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:33,101 Oh! Oh, here's Laura at 9 months. 9 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:36,670 Ohh! That is so sweet. 10 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,038 Where does the time go? 11 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,240 Oh, look, 12 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:42,243 Carl at his 5th Birthday party, 13 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:45,913 Holding his very First $1.00 bill. 14 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,149 Yeah, and He still has it. 15 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:51,352 Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. 16 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:54,088 Hi-dee-ho, Winslow-ettes! 17 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:02,630 Richie told me You boss chicks were Eyeballing photos. 18 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:05,866 Yes. We've been Meaning to update Our family album 19 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,135 For years. 20 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,770 Well, since I'm practically family 21 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:12,039 And a righteous Next-door neighbor, 22 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:14,142 I brought you this. 23 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,177 It's one of My baby pictures. 24 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:18,246 [gasps] [gasps] 25 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:27,921 It's, uh... It's nice, steve. 26 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,723 Yeah. 27 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,304 * it's a rare condition * 28 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:44,872 * in this day and age * 29 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:48,476 * to read any good news On the newspaper page * 30 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:51,879 * and love and tradition Of the grand design * 31 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:56,484 * some people say Is even harder to find * 32 00:01:56,550 --> 00:02:00,154 * well, then, there must be Some magic clue * 33 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:03,957 * inside these gentle walls * 34 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:07,495 * 'cause all I see Is a tower of dreams * 35 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:12,766 * real love burstin' Out of every seam * 36 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:15,869 * as days go by * 37 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:20,408 * it's the bigger love Of the family ** 38 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:35,989 Boy, of all My first dates, He was the worst. 39 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:38,826 A loser with A capital "Ooser." 40 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:42,763 At dinner, I saw jarron Pocketing sweet 'n' lows. 41 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,498 Tres gauche. 42 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,600 Laura, you Deserve better. 43 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,169 Thanks. That's Very nice of you. 44 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:51,972 Are you Feeling okay? 45 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:54,475 Of course. Now That steven and I 46 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:57,345 Have declared Our eternal love For each other, 47 00:02:57,411 --> 00:03:00,348 The new me is able to put Our differences aside. 48 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:01,849 Well, actually, Lambykins, 49 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:04,017 We just agreed To go steady. 50 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:07,521 Oh, go steady, Eternal love... 51 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,457 No diff. 52 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,660 I need to Powder my nose. 53 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:13,894 Can I use your Porcelain palace? 54 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:14,962 Oh, sure. 55 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,366 You know, There was a time 56 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:21,602 When I would never leave You alone with steven. 57 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:26,440 I'd let my bladder Swell to the size Of a watermelon. 58 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:29,877 So this is a relief, In more ways than one. 59 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,712 Back in a jiff. 60 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,416 How's things going Between you two? 61 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:38,919 We're getting along Like hornpipes And clog dancing. 62 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,354 In fact, 63 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,356 She has a birthday Coming up. 64 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:45,893 I could use your advice On how to make it special. 65 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,628 Well, yeah. Special? 66 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:50,631 Should I take her to The origami convention In wiskogee, 67 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,099 Or the museum of Natural history's 68 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,767 "Proud to be A primate" festival? 69 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:57,871 Tough choice. 70 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,442 What about An old-fashioned Surprise party? 71 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:02,443 They're always fun. 72 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:06,246 Hey, that's a great idea. 73 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:09,883 Why, I could get balloons And music and eats. 74 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,685 I can get a gigantic cake 75 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:14,288 I can jump out of To surprise her. 76 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:18,025 Can we have the party Right here? 77 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,860 Well, what's wrong With having the party At your house? 78 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:22,396 No can do. The last time I had a party there, 79 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:25,366 My parents invoked A noise clause In my lease 80 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:28,669 And nearly Had me evicted. 81 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:31,539 I'll ask my parents If we can have The party here. 82 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,807 Oh, goody. It's all set. 83 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,710 What were you Two chatty cathys 84 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,246 Talking about While I was away? 85 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:41,281 Fashion. Weather. 86 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:43,884 Oh, fashion. Oh, weather. 87 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,419 Uh... 88 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:48,922 Um, well, Actually, we were Talking about how-- 89 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:49,923 Weather-- 90 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:50,924 Affects-- 91 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,660 Fashion. 92 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:04,338 [moe] Get up here. 93 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:05,806 [bonk] Come on. 94 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,174 You're in a court, Not clancy's Pool room. 95 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,308 Sit down. 96 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,478 I'm a victim Of circumstance. 97 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:11,579 Who you hitting? 98 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,813 Nyuk nyuk nyuk--ohh! 99 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:13,647 [slap] 100 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:14,715 Mmm! Be quiet. 101 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:20,087 Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha. 102 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,689 Hey, come on. Come on. 103 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:25,759 You're just in time To watch the three stooges. 104 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,396 Woo woo woo woo! 105 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:31,465 Woo woo woo woo! 106 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,935 Harriette, You're not laughing. 107 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,103 It's not funny. 108 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,306 I don't see What's so amusing 109 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:40,874 About poking Somebody in the eye 110 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,511 And then smacking them Upside the head With a pipe wrench. 111 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:50,651 Well, excuse me, Miss no-sense-of-humor. 112 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,888 Ow! 113 00:05:58,859 --> 00:05:59,960 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 114 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,729 Ha ha ha ha! 115 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:07,401 You're right. It is funny. 116 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:11,939 Hi. 117 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:12,940 Hi, rich. 118 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,274 Hi, sweetie. 119 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,610 Is now A good time, Aunt harriette? 120 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,612 Yeah. Your uncle carl Is in a good mood. 121 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:20,080 He's watching people Hurt each other. 122 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:24,418 What's going on? 123 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,854 Every week, my class Takes a field trip 124 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,189 To visit where a Family member works. 125 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:30,558 Oh, that's nice. 126 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,292 I was thinking, 127 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,895 Can I bring My class down to The police station? 128 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,831 I want them To see you in action. 129 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,132 Really? 130 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:42,603 You hear that, Harriette? 131 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:45,105 He wants to see me In action. 132 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,474 Nyuk nyuk nyuk Nyuk nyuk. 133 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,011 Richie, I would be honored. 134 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,547 Thanks, uncle carl. The kids will love it. 135 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:56,817 You have The most awesome job In the whole world. 136 00:06:56,884 --> 00:07:00,353 Well... 137 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,756 Police work is Pretty exciting, rich. 138 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:03,757 Heh heh heh. 139 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,059 I don't blame you For bragging about me. 140 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:10,097 I guess I would, too, If I were related to me. 141 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:12,900 I'm calling little g And telling him The good news. 142 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:16,436 O.K. Hey, don't You want to watch The three stooges? 143 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:19,006 Nah, too juvenile. 144 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:22,810 Woo woo woo woo woo! 145 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,283 Let's see. 146 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:32,419 I took care Of the invitations And decorations, 147 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:36,089 I've started building A gigantic cake I'll jump out of... 148 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:38,726 And for music, 149 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:42,195 I was lucky enough To get florence spivak. 150 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,331 Who's that? 151 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:47,167 Only the world's Greatest accordionist. 152 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:51,605 She's blessed With an extra finger. 153 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:56,009 Some people have all the luck. 154 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,177 Knock, knock! 155 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:05,418 Myra, w-what Brings you here, Turtle knees? 156 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,688 My little Turtle tootsies, 157 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,356 Your mom said You were here. 158 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,525 Oh, well, Here I be. 159 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,160 Then I Wondered to myself, 160 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:17,264 "Self, what could Steven possibly be Doing at laura's?" 161 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,767 Oh, um, algebra. 162 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:23,070 Uh-huh, yes, steve was Tutoring me in algebra. 163 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:26,139 Oh. Then where are Your algebra books? 164 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,375 Ah, books. 165 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,911 She's asking About our books. 166 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,113 Oh, uh, We don't need them. 167 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,447 Don't need them. 168 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,851 Uh-huh, yeah, uh, Steve is, um... 169 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:41,054 Doing algebraic Word problems. 170 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,422 Word problems. 171 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,224 Yeah. He's making them up As we go along. 172 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,894 Making them up. 173 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,299 Alphonso Is headed home, 174 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,802 360 miles away. 175 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:58,405 He drives for 65 miles per hour... 176 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,207 For three hours. 177 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:03,210 Then He slows down to 55 miles per hour. 178 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:06,413 How long does He have to drive At that speed? 179 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:07,547 Oh... 180 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:10,984 Three hours. 181 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,888 Stevie, I get the Feeling you're hiding Something from me. 182 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,824 Nonsense, my Little worrywart. 183 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,327 Trust me. There's nothing To be suspicious of. 184 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,062 Oh, so you say. 185 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,430 But trust me, 186 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,800 If I find you're Messing with my Honey bunny buns, 187 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,969 Things Will get sticky. 188 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,571 Come along, steven. 189 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:34,574 Myra, I think you were Terribly rude to laura. 190 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,576 "Rude to laura. Rude to laura." 191 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,578 You sound like A broken record. 192 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,814 What are you Talking about? 193 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:55,929 And that was Our fax machine. 194 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,466 Ha ha. That's right. 195 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,902 We can fax A wanted poster 196 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,537 To anywhere In the country. 197 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,940 You told us That already. 198 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,375 I did? 199 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,044 Yeah, three times. 200 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,948 And it was Very interesting, Wasn't it, children? 201 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:19,586 Yes, Mrs. Melville. Yes, Mrs. Melville. 202 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,021 Uncle carl, 203 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,724 Tell everyone What happens at The booking desk. 204 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,293 Well, when someone Gets arrested, 205 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,496 We take their picture And their fingerprints, 206 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,231 Then we clean them up, 207 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,632 Put them In a uniform, 208 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,836 And we keep them In a little room. 209 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,204 In other words, 210 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,238 When you Collar a perp, 211 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,640 You take Their prints And mug shots, 212 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:41,909 Strip and Delouse them, 213 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,310 And shove them In stir. 214 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,147 Right. 215 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:50,117 You've been watching Nypd blue, haven't you? 216 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,353 No, my uncle's Done time. 217 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,492 Can you take us out To catch some bad guys? 218 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,628 Now, now, now. No, no. 219 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,063 That's a little Too dangerous. 220 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,097 [sighing] 221 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,834 No, kids. You see, I'm a lieutenant now, 222 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,102 And this Is where I work. 223 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:13,640 That's right, helping To keep our city safe. 224 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,675 So you don't go out And arrest people? 225 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,644 Well, I used to. 226 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,646 Well, maybe You still could, 227 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,982 If you'd cut back On the doughnuts. 228 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,289 I have. 229 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,590 Now, tori, 230 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:33,927 It's not Lieutenant winslow's Fault his job is boring. 231 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,799 Uh... 232 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,567 I didn't mean boring. 233 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:44,137 I meant less hectic Than others. 234 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,673 My dad's job Is more exciting, 235 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:50,643 And he's An insurance adjuster. 236 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,112 I'll tell you what. 237 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,281 I'll get some blank Arrest warrants, 238 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,183 And we can all Fill them out together. 239 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,286 Uhh... Uhh... Uhh... 240 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,189 And that'll be fun. 241 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:04,992 Give it up, Richie. 242 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,560 You've been Bragging about Your uncle the cop, 243 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,930 And he's nothing But a desk jockey. 244 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:11,264 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 245 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,197 That'll do her. 246 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,299 You going to stay For the party? 247 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:50,003 Get serious. I am A college man now. 248 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:54,107 I don't do high school Parties anymore. 249 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,209 There'll be Desperate girls here. 250 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,878 Party! 251 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,215 I still Don't understand. 252 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,417 If this is A surprise party, 253 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,453 How come I know about it? 254 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,622 Because the party Is not for you, Wally pop, 255 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,825 It's for myra. 256 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,593 This isn't a good plan. 257 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:17,364 When she Sees the decorations, She's going to know. 258 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,402 Oh, wow, a cake. 259 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,372 Isn't she a beaut? I made her myself. 260 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,441 I guess you can say I really take the cake. 261 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,077 Hee hee hee. [snort] 262 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,019 [imitates tarzan yell] 263 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,655 Ahh! 264 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,458 What's with the costume? 265 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,527 Myra calls me Her tarzan. 266 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,696 I call her my jane. 267 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,099 I call it sick. 268 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,839 Would you Do the honors? 269 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,948 My hat, please. 270 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,958 Uhh! Uhh! 271 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,059 Careful, careful. 272 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,593 I've got a lot On my mind. 273 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,129 Hee hee hee. [snort] 274 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,503 Okay, let her rip. 275 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,007 Surprise! 276 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,277 Ah, that's great. 277 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,480 Oh, thanks. This is One of my inventions That actually works. 278 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,217 Get me out of here! 279 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:46,853 Stop pushing The button! 280 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,355 I'm not. It's Out of control. 281 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,422 Get me out of here! 282 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,457 Give me the hat. 283 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,826 Whoo! 284 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,129 Ooh, my fur's going To catch on fire. 285 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,198 Oh, okay. 286 00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,666 Aha! 287 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,237 Just as I suspected. 288 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,439 Snookums, what are You doing here? 289 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,442 I wasn't supposed To pick you up For another hour. 290 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,612 Looks like I got here In time for dessert. 291 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,714 Myra, I can explain. 292 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,549 Your kind always can. 293 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,287 But, beetle butt, You don't understand. 294 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,090 Oh, poor steven, You don't Understand. 295 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,757 Once again, You've been Blindsided 296 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,026 By this Heinous hussy. 297 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,428 Huss! Huss! 298 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,064 Now, you don't mean that. Take that back. 299 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,966 She's been trying To hook you for years, 300 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,235 But she doesn't have The proper bait. 301 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:39,406 Sure, when I'm around, She's prim and proper, 302 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,674 But the second My back is turned, 303 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,011 It's boom-ba-ba-boom, Baby. 304 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,316 I trusted you, laura, And you betrayed me. 305 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,383 Myra! 306 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,751 Let go of me! 307 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,354 You're nothing But a lying, Man-stealing tart. 308 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,723 I never want to see Your back-stabbing Face again. 309 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,258 No, she isn't. 310 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,462 Surprise. Surprise. Surprise. 311 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,001 Oops. 312 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,071 Boy, to see the look On your face, 313 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,505 Our hard work Paid off. 314 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:19,079 Myra, don't you Have something To say to laura? 315 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,648 Uh, I love That outfit. 316 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,216 Did you Lose weight? 317 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,252 Myra! 318 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,819 Laura, I'm so, so sorry. 319 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,221 It's just that 320 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:31,091 When I saw You and steve in That cake together, 321 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,493 It was like you Shish-kebobbed My heart. 322 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,863 Myra, I just hope This proves Once and for all 323 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,699 That I have no Romantic interest In steve whatsoever. 324 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,769 I know. 325 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,704 I messed up Everything. 326 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,206 I ruined The surprise, 327 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,007 I embarrassed you, 328 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,143 I humiliated laura, 329 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,644 All because I'm a jealous jenny. 330 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,280 Well, but-- 331 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:57,850 It's obvious I'm Not worthy of wearing Your science club pin. 332 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,420 Oh, sure, you are. You can keep it. 333 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,654 Okay. 334 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,916 Whoo! 335 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,751 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 336 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,124 Go, steve! 337 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,525 Go, steve! 338 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,759 Go, steve! 339 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:40,827 Go, steve! 340 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,362 Go, steve! 341 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,964 Whoo! Go, daddy, go! 342 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,399 Whoo! 343 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,205 Hey, guys, Guess what. 344 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,541 Uncle carl's A hero. 345 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,642 Oh. 346 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,743 What happened, dad? 347 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:57,977 Oh, it's no big deal. 348 00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,246 What's going on? 349 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,614 Uncle carl's A hero. 350 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:05,318 My class was at The police station For our field trip, 351 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,920 And we weren't exactly Having much fun. 352 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,589 And finally-- Ha ha-- 353 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,525 This blue form is-- Ha ha-- 354 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,662 Used to order more Of these yellow forms. 355 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:19,031 These yellow forms Are our main weapon 356 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,168 In our war Against crime. 357 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,203 Ha ha ha. Any questions? 358 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,572 - I have one. - oh, great. What is it? 359 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,941 Can we go home now? 360 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,177 Yeah. Yeah. 361 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,744 - come on. - children, please. 362 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,014 Lieutenant winslow Has been a very Gracious host. 363 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,683 Now, what do we say? 364 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:40,753 Thanks, Lieutenant winslow. Thanks, Lieutenant winslow. 365 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,191 Hey, pappas, 366 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,658 Cover for me. 367 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,928 Robinson here Was arrested on A pickpocket charge. 368 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,197 Aah! 369 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,731 Back off or This guy gets it! 370 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,601 Come on, move! Move! 371 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:04,244 What part of "Back off" Didn't you understand? 372 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,847 Son, think about What you're doing here. 373 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,149 Hey, I know What I'm doing. 374 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,984 Do you? 375 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,354 Right now, you're Just a petty thief, 376 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,989 A guy who stole Somebody's money. 377 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,292 But if you Kill this man, 378 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,194 You'll Be a murderer, 379 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:24,797 Someone who Stole a man's life. 380 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,267 Now, I don't think You're ready to Make that leap. 381 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,504 Come on, Give me the gun. 382 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,574 Please, son, 383 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,276 Give me the gun. 384 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,756 You did The right thing, son. 385 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,995 Thanks, lieutenant. 386 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,230 I guess I really screwed up. 387 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,367 You made a mistake. 388 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,034 We'll talk about this Tomorrow. 389 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,070 Yes, sir. 390 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,439 Hey, richie, Your uncle's Really cool. 391 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,907 Uncle carl, You were great. 392 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:08,975 Thanks, richie. 393 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,479 Yay! Yay! Yay! 394 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,453 Carl, you really Are a hero. 395 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,456 Oh, harriette, I was just doing my job. 396 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,926 You really do have The most exciting job In the world. 397 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:30,430 Richie, things like that Don't happen every day. 398 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:33,032 You were lucky They didn't waste you, Big guy. 399 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:36,836 That would have Put a real damper On the party. 400 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,675 Hey, now we've got Two things to celebrate, 401 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,877 And I know Just how to do it. 402 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,914 [polka music plays] 403 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,417 Okay, let's polka, Everybody! 404 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,042 Take it easy. 405 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,944 Thanks. 406 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,414 Hey, this was great. 407 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,815 Let's do it again Tomorrow night. 408 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,523 Waldo, this was A surprise party. 409 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,692 Some surprise. You Just told me about it. 410 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,346 Do you mind? This is a private cake.